The blonde and the air freshener

ok , theres this blonde and shes driving and she suddenly comes to a quick stop!

an officer pulls up,

he asks the lady   "why did you stop"

the blonde replies  "did you not see this tree RIGHT in front of my car??"

the policeman says "ma'am there is no trees on the highway!!"

so the blonde says " yes there is i was driving and i saw a tree so i turned right and there it was again ! so i turned left, THERE IT WAS AGAIN!! "

the policeman laugh's and says " ma'am , that was your air freshener!!"

ISNT THAT FUNNY??

The sleeping pills

There was a blonde and she is walking, suddenly she comes up to the medicine cabinet and starts to slowly , tip-toe past it.

her friend asks "why did you tip-toe past the medicine cabinet??"

the blonde replies "because there's sleeping pills in there i dont want to wake them up!"

HAHA!! rotflmao!!!

confusing a blonde

How do you confuse a blonde??

put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner

killing blondes

how do you kill a blonde?

give her a knife and tell her to point to whos prettier!!

HAHAHAHA!

how do you drown a blonde??

put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the lake and tell her to smell it!!

HAHAHAHAHA !! rotflmao again!!!!